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Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes

Café Open 9am to 3pm

One of the best Hunter Valley cafes.

Gourmet Kitchen Reviews

Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
Don’t be surprised if you do leave this restaurant a little heavier than when you arrived
Nathan G – Christchurch, New Zealand
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Hope your hungry, this place will fill you up.
teamrich0 – Sydney, Australia
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Great hidden breakfast spot
Matt G – Sydney, Australia
Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
Was so nice to sit outside with a band playing, drinking good wine and eating a divine antipasto plate.
Miranda H – Australia
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Food was fresh, service was friendly, will definitely be back.
Travellerlisaandben – Australia
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There are lots of good options, including the vegetarian options (real meals, not just a token salad).
Alice Milson – Tamworth, NSW
Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
The flavour in every single bite was to die for and the servings where huge.
Ayla Bass – Newcastle, NSW
Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
A must experience, for cheese lovers, to share with friends and family.
Beverley Bromfield – Whitchurch Rural, Shropshire
Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
The atmosphere was casual, comfortable and were eyeing off the day bed under the trees.
Sherida Anthony – Australia
Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
This is one stop you must go if you’re getting peckish and anywhere in the area.
Travis Edwards – Gold Coast, QLD
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Extremely child friendly with a lovely out look.
Ko Bee – Australia
Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
The food was delicious and the service was amazing. Can’t wait to come back!
Rhonda Sargent – Central Coast, NSW
Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
Beautiful setting, yummy food and lovely staff.
Leah Snelgrove – Cessnock, NSW
Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes
Go there hungry as you will fill your stomach with yummy food.
Elena Zoshchina – Sydney, Australa

Cafe Open 9am - 3pm

Plan your day sipping Crema coffee and sampling local selections of cheese, sweets, cakes and slices to keep you going on a big day in the Valley. Relax by our open fire, sun yourself in our al fresco dining and enjoy our locally produced wines and beers. Two Fat Blokes Cafe and Deli is open 7 days for casual walk in dining, cheese and wine pairings (bookings essential) and cellar door sales. 

To Your Taste

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Good Coffee

Start your day with the sun on your face and a Crema coffee.

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Tasting Platters

Expand your tastes with beer & wine platters.

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Fun Drinks

Slurp crazy milkshakes to alcoholic slushies yay!

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Afternoon Tea

Enjoy a break from your exploring with this classic.

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Gift Shop

Browse gourmet gifts for you or someone special.

Gift Shop

Browse gourmet gifts for you or someone special.

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Due to a more difficult reopening after lockdown, we have had to extend the closure of our Gourmet Kitchen until wednesday the 10th November. We are sorry for the inconvenience caused and we hope to have the breakfast and lunch menus back up and running soon. Our cafe is still open for light lunches, pastries, coffee and cakes.
Two Fat Blokes

Group Information

What is the minimum number of people you will pick up?

There is no minimum restriction to book so singles and couples can book tours, but there is a minimum number of people needed to run tours effectively. We do our best to make sure every tour runs, which sometimes means shuffling minimum numbers together so tours can operate. We need to group together at least 2 to 4 people (minimum number shown on each tour) for it to operate.

Do you take parties like a 40th or 50th?

Yes. A day tour with your friends enjoying drinks and tasty food is one of the most enjoyable but hassle free ways to celebrate a birthday. We take care of the details and let us know if you would like something extra special too!

What size groups can you cater too?

Each tour vehicle contains passengers from multiple bookings until it is filled to the 'maximum guest limit' (shown on each tour). This limit keeps our group small so it's fast and fun with premium access. A tour will operate when a minimum of two seats are booked. If there are only two seats booked, great you will have the tour all to yourselves in one of our smaller vehicles. The more a tour fills up, the bigger the vehicle we use until our maximum guest limit for that tour is reached. If you would like a completely private tour for two, or, have a larger group than the 'maximum guest limit' please contact us for options. We can cater to larger groups by combining multiple vehicles for any tour.

Transfer Locations

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Sydney Transfers

  • SYDNEY direct transfers are not available.
  • To arrive from Sydney customers can catch the train between ‘Sydney-Newcastle-Maitland’ and request a Two Fat Blokes pick-up/drop-off at ‘Maitland’.

Transfer Fee Information

  • Flat rate is a single price for pick-up/drop-off at that location whether it’s two people or a full group of people.
  • Minimum 2 person pickup is required to operate the pickup service to fee based locations.
  • Fees are in addition to your tour booking and will be collected by your guide at time of pick-up. Please pay these fees by cash, ATM’s will be available on the tour.
Visit Wineries

Discover up to 5 great wineries handpicked for you.

How do you determine which wineries are best for my group?

Because we know the area so well and try to deliver the best experiences based on: - Rave reviews from previous tour groups - Boutique, non-touristy locations - Excellent wines, moderately priced - Warm & friendly service - Perks available (cellar tours, barrel-tasting, wine-maker available, etc.)

Can we pick the wineries?

Yes, we do our best to try and accommodate your preference but it may not always be possible. If your group occupies the whole vehicle, we are happy to take you to the wineries of your choice, as long as those wineries permit us to visit that day. If you are sharing the vehicle with others, your tour guide will take responsibility for planning the best tour day possible for the entire group. We are careful to avoid taking people to places they may have already visited.

Which wineries do we visit?

There is no set schedule of wineries. Our tour guides will take advantage of the best winery experiences available on that day, including special events, to make sure you get the most value from your itinerary, have an enjoyable day and maximise your taste time of the Hunter Valley.

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