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Kitchen - Kitchen,Gourmet Kitchen,Two Fat Blokes

Café Open Thursday - Monday
Kitchen Open
Saturday and Sunday 8.30am – 3.00pm

for Breakfast and Lunch

One of the best Hunter Valley cafes.

Gourmet Kitchen Reviews

Cafe Open 8:30am - 3pm

Plan your day sipping Crema coffee and sampling local selections of cheese to keep you going on a big day in the Valley. Relax by our open fire, sun yourself in our al fresco dining and enjoy our locally produced wines and beers. Two Fat Blokes Cafe and Deli is open for casual walk in coffee, cheese and wine pairings (bookings essential) and cellar door sales.

Gourmet kitchen is open Saturday to Sunday for Breakfast and Lunch bookings.

To Your Taste

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Good Coffee

Start your day with the sun on your face and a Crema coffee.

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Tasting Platters

Expand your tastes with beer & wine platters.

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Fun Drinks

Slurp crazy milkshakes to alcoholic slushies yay!

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Afternoon Tea

Enjoy a break from your exploring with this classic.

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Gift Shop

Browse gourmet gifts for you or someone special.

Gift Shop

Browse gourmet gifts for you or someone special.

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Group Information

What is the minimum number of people you will pick up?

There is no minimum restriction to book so singles and couples can book tours, but there is a minimum number of people needed to run tours effectively. We do our best to make sure every tour runs, which sometimes means shuffling minimum numbers together so tours can operate. We need to group together at least  4 people (minimum number shown on each tour) for it to operate.

Do you take parties like a 40th or 50th?

Yes. A day tour with your friends enjoying drinks and tasty food is one of the most enjoyable but hassle free ways to celebrate a birthday. We take care of the details and let us know if you would like something extra special too!

What size groups can you cater too?

Each tour vehicle contains passengers from multiple bookings until it is filled to the 'maximum guest limit' (shown on each tour). This limit keeps our group small so it's fast and fun with premium access. A tour will operate when a minimum of four seats are booked. If there are only four seats booked, great you will have the tour all to yourselves in one of our smaller vehicles. The more a tour fills up, the bigger the vehicle we use until our maximum guest limit for that tour is reached. If you would like a completely private tour for two, or, have a larger group than the 'maximum guest limit' please contact us for options. We can cater to larger groups by combining multiple vehicles for any tour.

Transfer Locations

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$15 per person
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$100 flat rate
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Not Available

Sydney Transfers

  • SYDNEY direct transfers are not available.
  • To arrive from Sydney customers can catch the train between ‘Sydney-Newcastle-Maitland’ and request a Two Fat Blokes pick-up/drop-off at ‘Maitland’.

Transfer Fee Information

  • Flat rate is a single price for pick-up/drop-off at that location whether it’s two people or a full group of people.
  • Minimum 2 person pickup is required to operate the pickup service to fee based locations.
  • Fees are in addition to your tour booking and will be collected by your guide at time of pick-up. Please pay these fees by cash, ATM’s will be available on the tour.
Visit Wineries

Discover up to 3 great wineries handpicked for you.

How do you determine which wineries are best for my group?

Because we know the area so well and try to deliver the best experiences based on: - Rave reviews from previous tour groups - Boutique, non-touristy locations - Excellent wines, moderately priced - Warm & friendly service - Perks available (cellar tours, barrel-tasting, wine-maker available, etc.)

Which wineries do we visit?

There is no set schedule of wineries. Our tour guides will take advantage of the best winery experiences available on that day, including special events, to make sure you get the most value from your itinerary, have an enjoyable day and maximise your taste time of the Hunter Valley.