Cheese Club

Two Fat Blokes Cheese Club Hunter Valley Gourmet Food & Wine Tasting - Two Fat Blokes

Two Fat Blokes Cheese Club

A great way to try a variety of cheeses and a damn delicious gift!

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Our Club brings the best cheeses from around the world to you or your lucky recipient each month.

Here’s how it works:

At the beginning of each month, our in-house cheesemongers taste the finest cheeses of the season and producing region and decide on the three most spectacular cheeses of the moment, and send those delicious superstars out to our lucky subscribers.

Dear Cheese Lover,
We’re passionate about good cheese and work closely with cheesemakers who experiment to perfect their cheeses. This Cheese Club highlights the best cheese from around the world and we stand by every cheese we feature and know you’ll be impressed with the quality delivered in each shipment.

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You’ll enjoy:

  • a great selection of the gourmet, artisanal and highest quality local and international cheeses.
  • an enormous range of tastes, aromas, textures, and ways to serve and use each cheese.
  • cheeses made from pure and natural, quality ingredients.
  • an international variety in every delivery.

Your membership includes:

  • Three cheeses from around the world every month (totalling approx 300g).
  • An accompaniment selected by our team to best highlight the cheese. Some months it will be a jam or paste, others it may be one of our favorite crackers.
  • Our monthly club newsletter with detailed tasting notes, cheese profiles, cheesemaker histories, and serving suggestions.
  • Free Exclusive Invitations to Cheese & Wine Tasting Events for you and a friend (valued at $30pp per event.)

Give the gift of cheese:

Every initial delivery will contain a welcome letter that can also be printed out ahead of time or forwarded by email to your gift recipient. This will help to inform them of the awesome gift they just received and to introduce them to the club. The first package will be delivered the following month, (ie. orders placed in December start delivering in January).

Your monthly delivery:

On the second Thursday of every month, our subscribers receive these three cheeses right on their doorstep. Cheeses come packaged in an insulated box with ice packs, an accompaniment and the club newsletter explaining the featured cheeses. Shipping is included FREE on all of our Monthly Club deliveries!

Billing details:

Credit card billing occurs when the initial purchase is made. For the Monthly subscription, billing then continues every 30 days automatically after the subscription was started and can be cancelled at any time simply by logging into your My Account page that is setup on initial purchase.

But wait, there’s more…

All Two Fat Blokes Cheese Club subscribers have access to one more insider perk: top notch customer service! Our in-house mongers are available by phone or email every weekday from 9am to 5pm, giving our Cheese Club subscribers the ability to speak directly to the people who hand-selected their cheeses. So what are you waiting for? Give the gift of cheese today!

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Group Information

What is the minimum number of people you will pick up?

There is no minimum restriction to book so singles and couples can book tours, but there is a minimum number of people needed to run tours effectively.

We do our best to make sure every tour runs, which sometimes means shuffling minimum numbers together so tours can operate.

We need to group together at least  4 people (minimum number shown on each tour) for it to operate.

Do you take parties like a 40th or 50th?

Yes. A day tour with your friends enjoying drinks and tasty food is one of the most enjoyable but hassle free ways to celebrate a birthday. We take care of the details and let us know if you would like something extra special too!

What size groups can you cater too?

Each tour vehicle contains passengers from multiple bookings until it is filled to the ‘maximum guest limit’ (shown on each tour). This limit keeps our group small so it’s fast and fun with premium access.

A tour will operate when a minimum of four seats are booked. If there are only four seats booked, great you will have the tour all to yourselves in one of our smaller vehicles. The more a tour fills up, the bigger the vehicle we use until our maximum guest limit for that tour is reached.

If you would like a completely private tour for two, or, have a larger group than the ‘maximum guest limit’ please contact us for options.

We can cater to larger groups by combining multiple vehicles for any tour.

Transfer Locations

$50 flat rate
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$15 per person
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$15 per person
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$100 flat rate
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$60 flat rate
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Not Available

Sydney Transfers

  • SYDNEY direct transfers are not available.
  • To arrive from Sydney customers can catch the train between ‘Sydney-Newcastle-Maitland’ and request a Two Fat Blokes pick-up/drop-off at ‘Maitland’.

Transfer Fee Information

  • Flat rate is a single price for pick-up/drop-off at that location whether it’s two people or a full group of people.
  • Minimum 2 person pickup is required to operate the pickup service to fee based locations.
  • Fees are in addition to your tour booking and will be collected by your guide at time of pick-up. Please pay these fees by cash, ATM’s will be available on the tour.
Visit Wineries

Discover up to 3 great wineries handpicked for you.

How do you determine which wineries are best for my group?

Because we know the area so well and try to deliver the best experiences based on:
– Rave reviews from previous tour groups
– Boutique, non-touristy locations
– Excellent wines, moderately priced
– Warm & friendly service
– Perks available (cellar tours, barrel-tasting, wine-maker available, etc.)

Which wineries do we visit?

There is no set schedule of wineries. Our tour guides will take advantage of the best winery experiences available on that day, including special events, to make sure you get the most value from your itinerary, have an enjoyable day and maximise your taste time of the Hunter Valley.