Two Fat Blokes Cheese Club

A great way to try a variety of cheeses and a damn delicious gift!

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Two Fat Blokes Cheese Club

Our Club brings the best cheeses from around the world to you or your lucky recipient each month.

Here’s how it works:

At the beginning of each month, our in-house cheesemongers taste the finest cheeses of the season and producing region and decide on the three most spectacular cheeses of the moment, and send those delicious superstars out to our lucky subscribers.


Dear Cheese Lover,
We’re passionate about good cheese and work closely with cheesemakers who experiment to perfect their cheeses. This Cheese Club highlights the best cheese from around the world and we stand by every cheese we feature and know you’ll be impressed with the quality delivered in each shipment.


You’ll enjoy:

  • a great selection of the gourmet, artisanal and highest quality local and international cheeses.
  • an enormous range of tastes, aromas, textures, and ways to serve and use each cheese.
  • cheeses made from pure and natural, quality ingredients.
  • an international variety in every delivery.

Your membership includes:

  • Three cheeses from around the world every month (totalling approx 300g).
  • An accompaniment selected by our team to best highlight the cheese. Some months it will be a jam or paste, others it may be one of our favorite crackers.
  • Our monthly club newsletter with detailed tasting notes, cheese profiles, cheesemaker histories, and serving suggestions.
  • Free Exclusive Invitations to Cheese & Wine Tasting Events for you and a friend (valued at $30pp per event.)

Give the gift of cheese:

Every initial delivery will contain a welcome letter that can also be printed out ahead of time or forwarded by email to your gift recipient. This will help to inform them of the awesome gift they just received and to introduce them to the club. The first package will be delivered the following month, (ie. orders placed in December start delivering in January).

Your monthly delivery:

On the second Thursday of every month, our subscribers receive these three cheeses right on their doorstep. Cheeses come packaged in an insulated box with ice packs, an accompaniment and the club newsletter explaining the featured cheeses. Shipping is included FREE on all of our Monthly Club deliveries!

Billing details:

Credit card billing occurs when the initial purchase is made. For the Monthly subscription, billing then continues every 30 days automatically after the subscription was started and can be cancelled at any time simply by logging into your My Account page that is setup on initial purchase.

But wait, there’s more…

All Two Fat Blokes Cheese Club subscribers have access to one more insider perk: top notch customer service! Our in-house mongers are available by phone or email every weekday from 9am to 5pm, giving our Cheese Club subscribers the ability to speak directly to the people who hand-selected their cheeses. So what are you waiting for? Give the gift of cheese today!

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