We answer some of the common questions we get asked
There is no minimum restriction to book so singles and couples can book tours, but there is a minimum number of people needed to run tours effectively.
We do our best to make sure every tour runs, which sometimes means shuffling minimum numbers together so tours can operate.
We need to group together at least 4 people (minimum number shown on each tour) for it to operate.
Yes. A day tour with your friends enjoying drinks and tasty food is one of the most enjoyable but hassle free ways to celebrate a birthday. We take care of the details and let us know if you would like something extra special too!
Each tour vehicle contains passengers from multiple bookings until it is filled to the ‘maximum guest limit’ (shown on each tour). This limit keeps our group small so it’s fast and fun with premium access.
A tour will operate when a minimum of four seats are booked. If there are only four seats booked, great you will have the tour all to yourselves in one of our smaller vehicles. The more a tour fills up, the bigger the vehicle we use until our maximum guest limit for that tour is reached.
If you would like a completely private tour for two, or, have a larger group than the ‘maximum guest limit’ please contact us for options.
We can cater to larger groups by combining multiple vehicles for any tour.
There is no minimum restriction to book so singles and couples can book tours, but there is a minimum number of people needed to run tours effectively.
We do our best to make sure every tour runs, which sometimes means shuffling minimum numbers together so tours can operate.
We need to group together at least 4 people (minimum number shown on each tour) for it to operate.
Our modern luxury vehicles are spacious and comfortably seat up to 14 guests. This allows for an easy and fun interaction within a small group setting (unavailable in smaller sedans, limos or bikes) and access to boutique locations. Many other bigger bus tours get limited access to the more public tasting areas, with tasting queue delays, slow transitions and too many individual schedules.
Our fleet consists of a range of small luxury vehicles including Mercedes Sprinters, Valente and Renault.
On our full day tours we can pick you up at Maitland or Newcastle train stations. There is not a lot of public transport in the Hunter Valley, but you also have the option of a taxi to get to our pickup locations.
We don’t recommend that you drink and drive. We advise people who drive in for the day and drink responsibly to arrange to hang out and have dinner in the spot you’re parked before driving back to your destination. Better yet, stay at local accommodation and take advantage of our free transfers. Please contact us for suggestions.
Any accommodation, (commercial or residential) within our transfer locations. Please reference our ‘Transfer Locations’ for eligible accommodation locations and any associated fees.
We offer pickup and drop-off at your accommodations front door. Please reference our ‘Transfer Locations’ for eligible accommodation locations and any associated fees.
We do not offer transfers to Sydney.
Yes we have free parking at our Two Fat Blokes Kitchen and Deli. Stop in for a bite to eat, pickup some local produce for your picnic lunch, or shop for a tasty gift. Tour customers are also able to leave their cars here for free to start/end their tour from the Two Fat Blokes Kitchen.
No, we do not offer transfers to Sydney.
However Sydney customers can book a Two Fat Blokes pick-up/drop-off to ‘Maitland’ and catch the train between ‘Sydney-Newcastle-Maitland’, (see ‘Transfer Locations’)
Dress comfortably for the season you are visiting. There is no dress code but please respect the establishments you are visiting and dress appropriately as you would in any other licensed club or venue… and leave the ACDC sleeveless T at home!
Uncork The Hunter is our most popular tour choice for guests staying in Wine Country as it offers the most value for your time and includes a wide range of experiences. If your short on time, jump on our Half Day Snapshot to maximise your visit.
It varies. Our tours usually have around eight to twelve guests on board.
We will store your wine for you safely in the bus and then return it to you when we drop you off at your accommodation. Most wineries will also ship your wine for you direct from their cellar door if you need to.
Yes, when you purchase your wine the winery will label your wine with you name and we will store it safely in the bus for you.
No. As some cellar doors do not allow dogs.
No. Your child would be confused by a group of tipsy adults singing, “Come on Eileen” when they really don’t know the words. Fun, yes, but not pretty… Seriously, while some cellar doors may accommodate children, most often they don’t have the facilities for Under 18’s. Please give us a call if that is an issue for you.
No absolutely not, your guide and the cellar doors will show you how to hold your wine glass, how to smell and taste your wine.
You will encounter easy-going, social people who are interested in wine, even if they don’t know much about it. They will become extra-friendly once they’ve started tasting.
Yes there is wine included with your lunch and you can purchase extra wine by the glass or bottle if you wish!
There is no set time. Some winery experiences take longer than others. The average is about 45min – 1hour at each winery.
Because we know the area so well and try to deliver the best experiences based on:
– Rave reviews from previous tour groups
– Boutique, non-touristy locations
– Excellent wines, moderately priced
– Warm & friendly service
– Perks available (cellar tours, barrel-tasting, wine-maker available, etc.)
There is no set schedule of wineries. Our tour guides will take advantage of the best winery experiences available on that day, including special events, to make sure you get the most value from your itinerary, have an enjoyable day and maximise your taste time of the Hunter Valley.
There is a generous cheese portion, individually served on crackers, of 9 gourmet cheeses (local, Australian & International) that are each matched with 9 local wines.
Yes we can cater for all dietary requirements, please let us know these at the time on booking.
Yes there is. We love food and we know you do too.
All our included tour lunches are of the highest quality and really satisfy our customers:
– Hunter Gatherers Tour includes a generous antipasto lunch amongst the vines.
– Progressive Winemakers Tour includes a 9 course degustation lunch matched with wine from the regions best chefs.
– Food & Wine Lovers Tour includes a scrumptious lunch at restaurant/delicatessen including wine/beer and afternoon tea/coffee.
It is not required, but if you are pleased with the service and effort put forth by your tour guide/driver, you are most welcome to offer him or her a gratuity. Your thoughtfulness will be greatly appreciated.
No. Our tour prices are all inclusive (except all private Maserati and Valente tours).
No there is not. All tours prices are fully inclusive. Extra fees only occur for transfers outside local areas (see ‘Transfer Locations’).
Yes, you can cancel but please be advised of the following conditions.
Additional glasses of wine or any purchases from the wineries direct.
Our take away packs are perfect for families, or romantics, who want to enjoy eating outdoors surrounded by the vineyards. Our complete packs include picnic baskets with blanket filled with your goodies. Grab a premade pack or customise your own.
Yes, in our delicatessen we offer take away, food and drinks. Be a romantic and quickly pickup a lunch pack (including picnic baskets with blanket filled with your goodies) and BBQ packs. Or, select from our big authentic range a fresh smallgoods including cheeses, prosciutto, salamis, antipasto platters, kransky sausages, smoked trout, fresh pasta & pasta sauces, bakery and more.
Note: Two Fat Blokes reserves the right to make last minute changes to your experience.
We offer pick-up and drop-off to your accommodation at the following locations only:
SYDNEY DIRECT TRANSFERS ARE NOT AVAILABLE. Sydney customers can book a Two Fat Blokes pick-up/drop-off at ‘Mailtland’ and catch the train between ‘Sydney to Newcastle’ then ‘Newcastle to Maitland’.
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