Tours and Kitchen Terms and Conditions

These Terms and Conditions contained herein on this webpage, shall govern your use of Two Fat Blokes Tours, Two Fat Blokes Kitchen, Two Fat Blokes Deli or other facilities associated with the Two Fat Blokes experience, (collectively referred to herein below as “Two Fat Blokes”). These Terms apply in full force and effect to your use of Two Fat Blokes and by using Two Fat Blokes you expressly accept all terms and conditions contained herein in full. You must not use Two Fat Blokes, if you have any objection to any of these Terms and Conditions.

Cleaning Policy

If you leave any Two Fat Blokes facilities in such a state that either professional or extensive cleaning is required, (i.e vomiting), the parties involved will have their credit card automatically charged a minimum of $250 for cleaning fees.

Tours Cancellation Policy

You can change or cancel your booking for free up to 48hrs prior to your booking. We understand that unforeseen circumstances arise and you may need to change your booking and we will do our best to accommodate any last minute changes. In the event of a last minute cancellation the following fees apply:

  • Within 48hrs 50% cancellation fee.
  • Within 24hrs 100% cancellation fee.

Every cancellation attracts a $25 fee per booking to cover administration expenses

Tours Change Policy

Two Fat Blokes reserves the right to make last minute changes to your tour experience.
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Gift Shop

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Group Information

What is the minimum number of people you will pick up?

There is no minimum restriction to book so singles and couples can book tours, but there is a minimum number of people needed to run tours effectively. We do our best to make sure every tour runs, which sometimes means shuffling minimum numbers together so tours can operate. We need to group together at least  4 people (minimum number shown on each tour) for it to operate.

Do you take parties like a 40th or 50th?

Yes. A day tour with your friends enjoying drinks and tasty food is one of the most enjoyable but hassle free ways to celebrate a birthday. We take care of the details and let us know if you would like something extra special too!

What size groups can you cater too?

Each tour vehicle contains passengers from multiple bookings until it is filled to the 'maximum guest limit' (shown on each tour). This limit keeps our group small so it's fast and fun with premium access. A tour will operate when a minimum of four seats are booked. If there are only four seats booked, great you will have the tour all to yourselves in one of our smaller vehicles. The more a tour fills up, the bigger the vehicle we use until our maximum guest limit for that tour is reached. If you would like a completely private tour for two, or, have a larger group than the 'maximum guest limit' please contact us for options. We can cater to larger groups by combining multiple vehicles for any tour.

Transfer Locations

Location
Fee
$50 flat rate
$0
$0
$50 flat rate
$15 per person
$50 flat rate
$15 per person
$0
$50 flat rate
$0
$100 flat rate
$0
$0
$50 flat rate
$0
$60 flat rate
$60 flat rate
Not Available

Sydney Transfers

  • SYDNEY direct transfers are not available.
  • To arrive from Sydney customers can catch the train between ‘Sydney-Newcastle-Maitland’ and request a Two Fat Blokes pick-up/drop-off at ‘Maitland’.

Transfer Fee Information

  • Flat rate is a single price for pick-up/drop-off at that location whether it’s two people or a full group of people.
  • Minimum 2 person pickup is required to operate the pickup service to fee based locations.
  • Fees are in addition to your tour booking and will be collected by your guide at time of pick-up. Please pay these fees by cash, ATM’s will be available on the tour.
Visit Wineries

Discover up to 3 great wineries handpicked for you.

How do you determine which wineries are best for my group?

Because we know the area so well and try to deliver the best experiences based on: - Rave reviews from previous tour groups - Boutique, non-touristy locations - Excellent wines, moderately priced - Warm & friendly service - Perks available (cellar tours, barrel-tasting, wine-maker available, etc.)

Which wineries do we visit?

There is no set schedule of wineries. Our tour guides will take advantage of the best winery experiences available on that day, including special events, to make sure you get the most value from your itinerary, have an enjoyable day and maximise your taste time of the Hunter Valley.